Cabinet Maker
Craftsman who works mostly in mahogany.
Letter C
Crayfish
Female of the lobster. Walks backward. Always call reactionaries "crayfish."
More from Letter C
Camarilla
Wax indignant on hearing this word.
Camel
Has two humps and the dromedary one; or the camel has one and the dromedary two—it is confusing.
Candor
Always "disarming." One is either full of it or wholly without.
Cannonade
Affects the weather.
Cannonball
The air current it creates causes blindness.