Cabinet Maker
Craftsman who works mostly in mahogany.
Letter C
Critic
Always "eminent." Supposed to know everything, read everything, see everything. When you dislike him, call him a Zoilus, a eunuch.
More from Letter C
Camarilla
Wax indignant on hearing this word.
Camel
Has two humps and the dromedary one; or the camel has one and the dromedary two—it is confusing.
Candor
Always "disarming." One is either full of it or wholly without.
Cannonade
Affects the weather.
Cannonball
The air current it creates causes blindness.