Facade (of buildings)
Great men look well when sculptured in front of.
Letter F
Farm
When visiting a farm, one must eat nothing but rye bread and drink nothing but milk. If eggs are added exclaim: "Heavens, but they're fresh! Not a chance you'd find any like these in the city!"
More from Letter F
Face
The mirror of the soul. Hence some people's souls must be rather ugly.
Factory
Dangerous neighborhood.
Faithful
Inseparable from "dog" and "friend." Never miss a chance to quote: "True as a needle to the pole" and "Among the faithless, faithful only he."
Fame
"Vanity of vanities."
Fanfare
Always "loud."