Facade (of buildings)
Great men look well when sculptured in front of.
Letter F
Female
Use only in speaking of animals. Contrary to what obtains in the human race, the females of animals are less beautiful than the males, e.g. pheasant, rooster, lion, etc.
More from Letter F
Face
The mirror of the soul. Hence some people's souls must be rather ugly.
Factory
Dangerous neighborhood.
Faithful
Inseparable from "dog" and "friend." Never miss a chance to quote: "True as a needle to the pole" and "Among the faithless, faithful only he."
Fame
"Vanity of vanities."
Fanfare
Always "loud."