Facade (of buildings)
Great men look well when sculptured in front of.
Letter F
Funeral
About the deceased: "To think that I had dinner with him a week ago." Called obsequies if it's a general; inhumation if it's a philosopher.
More from Letter F
Face
The mirror of the soul. Hence some people's souls must be rather ugly.
Factory
Dangerous neighborhood.
Faithful
Inseparable from "dog" and "friend." Never miss a chance to quote: "True as a needle to the pole" and "Among the faithless, faithful only he."
Fame
"Vanity of vanities."
Fanfare
Always "loud."