Habit
Second nature. School habits are bad habits. Given the right habits one could play the violin like Paganini.
Letter H
Hostilities
Hostilities are like oysters, they have to be opened. "Open hostilities" sounds as if one ought to sit down at table.
More from Letter H
Haiduk
Confuse with eunuch.
Hair (waving the)
Not suitable for men.
Ham
Always from Mainz. But watch out for trichinosis.
Hamlet (small village)
A touching word in literature; effective in poetry.
Hammock
Characteristic of creole women. Indispensable in a garden. Persuade yourself that it is more comfortable than a bed.