Laboratory
Have one on your country place.
Letter L
Latin
The natural speech of man. Spoils one's style. Of use only for reading mottoes on public buildings. Watch how you quote Latin tags—they all have something risque in them.
More from Letter L
Laconic
Idiom no longer spoken.
Lacustrian (towns)
Deny their existence, since it is obviously impossible to live under water.
Ladies
Always come first. "God bless them!" Never say: "Your good lady is in the drawing-room."
Lads
Never give a commencement address without referring to "you young lads" (which is tautological).
Lafayette
General who is famous for his white horse.